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Coke Machine In Yo Ass

While searching for a cheap, secondary refrigerator on Craigslist to throw in the garage for our kids to stock with their “grape water” (i.e., meth-laced moonshine), we came across this little gem that was the cost equivalent to most used shitbox refrigerators, so now it proudly sits in our garage […]


R.I.P. Jake

On Monday, May 2, 2016, we had to euthanize Jake, our cat, who was arguably the “coolest cat” that you could ever cross paths with.  He was a homeless disaster that we took home from a rescue league many years ago, who we grew to love (even me), transforming into […]


Mill Pond – Final

Perfect grass (i.e., no mowing necessary), landscaping is great (i.e., no trimming bushes), and all in all, glad to see that the house is finally done.  We are moving in on December 6, 2013!


Anyone Want a Cat?

We have had Bernie, our cat, for ~14 years, and now all he does is vomit on everything that he should not be vomiting on (i.e., our bed, couch, etc.).  This is his latest installment on the couch, which the kids found interesting enough to play with (and possibly eat):


Mill Pond House Progressing

Thankfully our new home in Mill Pond of Londonderry, NH is still coming along, although our closing date was pushed back to December 13, 2013, so another 2 weeks of living like college students on the top floor of a 2-family house.


Oyster Cracker Chaos!

Well, it seems that Mayson and Madelyn have finally circumvented the numerous “stay out of these kitchen drawers” child proof things that I spent ~30 hours putting in.  And so, we are now left with this today – a friggin oyster cracker nightmare:


Mayson vs. Cat Food

So Mayson was able to bypass our electrified staircase gate this morning and hunker down in our bedroom, where she then decided to (1) destroy the folded laundry, (2) turn on the ceiling fan and lights, (3) remove everything from under the bed, (4) destroy of the cat food area, […]


One Order of “Baked MacBook Pro”!

Last Tuesday my MacBook Pro (from early 2008) appeared to finally die.  After some research and investigation, I was able to miraculously resurrect it by baking it (literally) in my kitchen oven per http://russell.heistuman.com/2010/04/27/cooking-the-books-or-baking-my-macbook-pro-logic-board/. Here it is going in at 375F degrees for 7.5 minutes:   And now I am writing […]


1 Wedgewood Drive Sold – Again!

So our house went back on the market again after the original purchasers’ financing fell through.  But while on vacation this week, it was sold again, so we are back on track.  This whole process is a stressful (self-induced, voluntary) nightmare.  We will be moving into a temporary 2-bedroom rental […]