{"id":319,"date":"2013-08-23T12:07:39","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T12:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tiernan.info\/site\/?p=319"},"modified":"2013-08-23T12:07:39","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T12:07:39","slug":"mayson-vs-cat-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tiernan.info\/site\/mayson-vs-cat-food\/","title":{"rendered":"Mayson vs. Cat Food"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Mayson was able to bypass our electrified staircase gate this morning and hunker down in our bedroom, where she then decided to (1) destroy the folded laundry, (2) turn on the ceiling fan and lights, (3) remove everything from under the bed, (4) destroy of the cat food area, and (5) laugh hysterically when I caught her. \u00a0Here&#8217;s the Mayson vs. Cat Food results:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tiernan.info\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Mayson_Cat_Food_Water.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-318\" alt=\"Mayson_Cat_Food_Water\" src=\"http:\/\/tiernan.info\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Mayson_Cat_Food_Water.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Mayson was able to bypass our electrified staircase gate this morning and hunker down in our bedroom, where she then decided to (1) destroy the folded laundry, (2) turn on the ceiling fan and lights, (3) remove everything from under the bed, (4) destroy of the cat food area, and (5) laugh hysterically when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.8 - 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